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Why old TVs are better (for dropping out a window)

One morning I was stepping out of my condo tower and found definitive proof that standard definition TVs are infinitely better than HD models for dropping out a window.  Take a look at that picture... Horatio Caine: That was a ratings drop *pause* put on glasses* they never expected - YEEEEAAAH Look at the debris and the obvious explosion that happened from that overly heavy tube TV.  Now imagine if you will a one-inch thick LED TV there is a 25% chance a gust of wind would actually save it from falling. How unsatisfying. I guess we can all just be thankful this guy didn't try to park the TV in the handicap parking space. That's all I got!