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Dewan Bahasa Dan Pustaka - The Angriest Building in THE WORLD!

Some architect had a sense of humour. The Dewan Bahasa Dan Pustaka building in Kuala Lumpur is definitely not a building I would show as 'iconic' in a tour of KL but it has emotion down to a science.  This building is pissed off and I'm pretty sure it is because they have yet to showcase him as a transformer... poor guy doesn't even realise he is a 'Go Bot' (google it or be born in the 80s) see the pics below and judge for yourself! Look at the furrowed brow... totally angry It strikes an imposing figure

Top 5 reasons why I secretly think I may be Jimmy James from newsradio

5. I am insane Jimmy James the eccentric owner of the fictional WNYX is a tad bit more than nutty he is full on cray cray. I would like to say I am not but let's be honest I made this list and that should be proof enough. 4. I am the boss Although technically my position is closer to Dave's I am still a boss and I have lots of wild ideas. Dave doesn't have the ridiculousness of Jimmy... but I do. 3. Similar build This one is waaaaaay to easy. 2. Similar views on management Remember the episode when Jimmy hires the efficiency expert to get rid of everyone without taking any of the blame. That is totally something I wish I could do. Jimmy, later on does over some of the choices as he is a fair person. Just like me. 1. Has bizarre rules on management Big JJ has these rules on management based on tired axioms and unrelated sayings. These words of advice though nonsensical I have found really work and actually help. So remember the first rule of management "mea...

Picture on KFC truck answers age-old question

Why did the chicken cross the road?  This is a question which has plagued scholars, philosophers, and comedians for aeons. Lucky for us the question has been solved by the good people at KFC Malaysia.  As we can see on the side of their truck chickens form a uniform line and find a safe pedestrian crossing before making their way across the street in an organised manner. Their destination - KFC - where they become delicious morsels of deep-fried, battered goodness. This is one of the only recorded instances of a pedestrian walk being used where the pedestrian didn't have to dive out of the way of a motorcyclist. Well there you have it folks... I have solved one of life's little mysteries for you.

mastery of feng shui or how to justify a leak

Feng shui is a weird thing. I am by no means an expert but is basically involves putting objects in certain areas of a building in order to have some beneficial effect. While playing pool(billiards) near the pool(swimming) it started raining and also flooding.  Since the Heritage was built with some feng shui principles I can only assume the leaks were a water feature of some sort! I definitely felt something auspicous as I played... oh wait that was a wet sock from the huge puddle caused. It's a Waterfall: Good Feng Shui! Speaking of rain the river has almost flooded and I for one am excited. unfortunately I see flooding as an impossibility but I can always dream can't I? The River is Almost Flooded!

New Dr Who promo!?!?!?

Don't let the subject fool you... I have no info about the Dr Who TV programme other than to say it is awesome! My post is about a funny (and awesome) roll of tape I saw at work.  The tape in question is pictured below.. Dr Who Packing tape!?!?!  Who knew? The cool thing about this tape is that the roll is bigger on the inside than the outside.

They will use anything for protein these days

In my travels around South East Asia I have seen some really odd food.  People here eat a variety of strange things which is great as it allows me to explore a different culture and gives more flavour (haha) to living abroad. Would you eat a Jawa? Yesterday I found a very very disturbing food item on a local menu and I would like to start a petition banning the senseless slaughter of the elegant and noble creatures used to make this 'delicacy.'  Now I know what you are thinking shark fin right?  Hells to the no.  Dolphin?  no way Jose!  I am talking about the merciless harvesting of Jawas to make JAWA FRIED RICE!!! These little cloaked guys are great for the environment... I mean they salvaged every scrap of space crap that fell on that planet in Star Wars and they served for one heck of a plot point to coincidentally put Luke together with C3PO and R2D2.  Yeah I think we need a telethon for this... Another thing does bother me though...