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Hi Goat, bye cow?

Hi Goat!
Badass High HiGOAT
Hi Ladies and Gentlemen (and goats)  I'm here to talk to you today about 'HiGOAT' a thoroughly baffling product that I saw hanging (see above picture) at a local cafe.

So what the Hell is it? Well long and short of HiGOAT is that it is some type of goat's milk... but since it is in a sachet I am assuming it is dehydrated.  Sounds delicious already right?  Well in addition to its ability to look badass (look at that goat) this stuff is apparently pretty healthy (or so the packaging says).  Just in case you are scared there is also no 'goaty taste' goaty taste being a definite factor against deliciousness. They are looking to convert all you moo-juice drinkers one Bahhhh-d boy at a time *rimshot*

One word of warning... a google search has led me to know that there is counterfeit HiGOAT on the market!

Be aware and remember don't accept anything but original HiGOAT goat's milk... it's the goatiest!



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  1. Arash.MHD2 October 2013 at 11:16

    oh boy! I'm not wondering ...since we got lots of holy cows here,to watch n bow to ..and edible "muttons" n "chicks" to go!

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